I have never had an original thought, I think.
And that's not too original either.
Deep thinking aside, the concept of squirrel-like super-powers was brought to the fore today. The Why and What For is a story on its own - and not mine to tell.
But as my limbic brain worked lazily on the question of exactly what such super-powers might be, my neocortex took matters in hand and started Googling for squirrel facts. Predictably, someone beat me to this long ago. I should have known. There's nothing new under the Sun - at least in my solar system.
It did occur to me, however, that there's one critical squirrel ability that is astonishingly absent from Doreen Green's arsenal: