I'd let the Freeps keep their cheque if I thought they'd spend the money on a few extra pages of - I dunno - actual NEWS. Seems like I can finish reading the paper faster than I can finish my morning coffee and toast. A real paper should last for 2 cups of java, right?
Middle-aged guy who blends into the crowd; leading a life of quiet desperation while waiting for a future that he knows will bring silver jumpsuits and flying cars. He can't wait. In the meantime, he wants a Tivo.
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I'm sure the LFP will be winging a cheque your way toot suite for your help in finding this story for them.
Oh, wait. You're not a real writer. You didn't go to J-school. Sorry. Thanks for trying. Now buy some classified advertising.
I like you story better CL - a more positive slant on the young people and their crazy ideas for using spray paint.
In fact, checked it out on my way into work that night. And have glanced over every other weeknight since. Kudos.
I'd let the Freeps keep their cheque if I thought they'd spend the money on a few extra pages of - I dunno - actual NEWS. Seems like I can finish reading the paper faster than I can finish my morning coffee and toast. A real paper should last for 2 cups of java, right?
I thought of your post when I read this in the Freeps, and I laughed. Scoop!
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