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This is an actual headline from CNN:

CNN retakes lead in Twitter battle with Ashton Kutcher

Let that sink in a moment. Let it roll around your brain and mingle with your stored-away facts and thoughts and aspirations.

Done?

Now tell me honestly: You're thinking it's time to build that bomb shelter and get it stocked, right?

I thought so.

Angst Is For Emo Kids

Leave it to KD and David to pull back on the joystick when the mood of the blogosphere starts into a death spin of introspection and general boringness (oh ya, that's a word). My own measly postings of late have the distinct whininess usually reserved for the inside cover of a teenager's school binder (only with less doodling). I get it, guys - time to lighten up.

Since I'm currently ripping old vinyl, I'll share this overly-earnest toe-tapper from the past.