Gonna Party Like It's 600 BC!

When I first read this story, I was pretty sure it was a put on. Then I wondered about how an invitation to such an event might sound.

Sony Flack: "Hey there! Just wanted to let you know we're having a big coming-out party for God of War II and, you know, you're invited!"

Me: "Wow! Cool! So it's a party?"

Sony Flack: "The biggest, man! It'll be a whole Ancient Greece kind of vibe..."

Me: "That's amazing! I'll look forward to it!"

Sony Flack: "Amazing is not the word. We'll have lots of food and wine..."

Me: "Great!"

Sony Flack: "...and PS/3's setup everywhere - with the game, of course..."

Me: "Excellent!"

Sony Flack: "....and, ahem, topless serving girls..."

Me: "Holy cow! Topless?"

Sony Flack: "...thought you'd like that...and, of course, the decapitated goat..."

Me: "...love the topless ladi...say, what?"

Sony Flack: "And snake handling! You get to touch snakes, man!"

Me: "...wait, what?"

Sony Flack: " Got more calls to make. Don't wanna to tell you all the surprises! See you there!"

My phone: "Hummmmm"

Update: Looks like the goat was pre-decapitated.