Monday, April 30, 2007

Gonna Party Like It's 600 BC!

When I first read this story, I was pretty sure it was a put on. Then I wondered about how an invitation to such an event might sound.

Sony Flack: "Hey there! Just wanted to let you know we're having a big coming-out party for God of War II and, you know, you're invited!"

Me: "Wow! Cool! So it's a party?"
Sony Flack: "The biggest, man! It'll be a whole Ancient Greece kind of vibe..."
Me: "That's amazing! I'll look forward to it!"
Sony Flack: "Amazing is not the word. We'll have lots of food and wine..."
Me: "Great!"
Sony Flack: "...and PS/3's setup everywhere - with the game, of course..."
Me: "Excellent!"
Sony Flack: "....and, ahem, topless serving girls..."
Me: "Holy cow! Topless?"
Sony Flack: "...thought you'd like that...and, of course, the decapitated goat..."
Me: "...love the topless ladi...say, what?"
Sony Flack: "And snake handling! You get to touch snakes, man!"
Me: "...wait, what?"
Sony Flack: " Got more calls to make. Don't wanna to tell you all the surprises! See you there!"
My phone: "Hummmmm"

Update: Looks like the goat was pre-decapitated.

2 comments:

Sonny Drysdale said...

People getting so worked up over a little goat?

I hope this doesn't mean I'm going to have to stop sacrificing virgins at my summer-solstice parties.

Crazylegs said...

You know virgins?