When I'm really bored I like to check the tracking info for this blog and find out how people end up here. Obviously I exclude the 4 or 5 sick puppies who come here on a semi-regular basis of their own volition. Usually, it's pretty pedestrian stuff - somebody Googling for theater of cruelty or one of its isotopes. Other times it's someone even further to the right than I on the Bored-O-Meter who clicks 'next blog' just for giggles - and wins the lottery.
But sometimes.... sometimes I scratch my head and wonder what chain of events, what drunken scheming, what wild-ass lost bet led them here. So, here are some recent Google faves that inexplicably resulted in some poor bastard clicking a link to my Vanity Project:
tourist spots in London Ontario - a paradox, since Google should return no hits
Seinfeld hair - can't even imagine what they were after
crocs bare feet - do clowns 'go commando' inside their big floppy shoes?
bullwhips london ontario - makes me feel tingly all over
theater of cruelty pictures - sick individual or English lit major? You decide.
knights of the dinner table geocaching - a geek looking for fresh air and daylight. Godspeed son.
So, how'd you get here?