I'm a Disney fanboy. Love the movies, love the parks, love the way their marketing machine manipulates my emotions. If I were ever the subject of one of those Freeps 20 Questions columns, I'd hope one of the questions was "With what famous historical figure would you like to have dinner""; just so I could say "Walt Disney".
In spite of my fanboyishness, I have to say the following re-cut of Mary Poppins really rocks. Who knew Julie Andrews was so creepy?
Middle-aged guy who blends into the crowd; leading a life of quiet desperation while waiting for a future that he knows will bring silver jumpsuits and flying cars. He can't wait. In the meantime, he wants a Tivo.