tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29019600.post666725026897269213..comments2023-11-05T07:43:12.988-05:00Comments on Theater Of Cruelty: Because I'm All About Public ServiceCrazylegshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14467360884649854810noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29019600.post-39368319934263284572010-04-09T13:14:00.766-04:002010-04-09T13:14:00.766-04:00I scored zero. Actually, I should get -1 as I have...I scored zero. Actually, I should get -1 as I haven't brushed or combed my hair since 1989. True fact.<br /><br />You guys really have to steer clear of Starbucks.<br /><br />Strike that--you need to go once a month and report back. The resulting posts are gold. Gold Jerry!David Webbhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05891790923170327958noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29019600.post-23336455562601094252010-04-07T20:04:06.631-04:002010-04-07T20:04:06.631-04:00Thanks, Vanessa. If I were to use the term 'ha...Thanks, Vanessa. If I were to use the term 'hair product' I'd be obliged to report myself to the Guy Council for summary judgement. But here's a secret: I sometimes use 'hair stuff' that's not shampoo!<br /><br />You see, I have to wear my hair short. If I don't, I end up looking like a really freaky cousin of the Brady Bunch boys.<br /><br />Not cool.<br /><br />But for the first few days after I get my hair cut short, I look like I might be receiving shock-therapy on an outpatient basis. So I have to use 'hair stuff' (in a COMPLETELY non-Douchebag way) to keep my folicles in line.<br /><br />But don't tell a soul about this, okay?Crazylegshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14467360884649854810noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29019600.post-71728892523120410232010-04-07T15:06:52.097-04:002010-04-07T15:06:52.097-04:00I scored 3, but that is because I am a girl, and I...I scored 3, but that is because I am a girl, and I use hair products every day. And they are called PRODUCTS because they are produced by someone, and otherwise must be referred to as individual items (eg. hairspray, mousse). Seriously though, this had me laughing. I hate those douchebags.Vanessahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06865304651269465941noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29019600.post-49650498569415402972010-04-05T13:38:31.910-04:002010-04-05T13:38:31.910-04:00High praise, indeed. Thanks! But about the Cavalie...High praise, indeed. Thanks! But about the Cavalier: I had planned to say 'rusted, 13 year-old minivan', but I felt that imposing my sorry world on someone else - even a Douchebag - was a little too cruel and likely to have attracted the attention of those Amnesty International guys.Crazylegshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14467360884649854810noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29019600.post-77159406621809181592010-04-05T13:32:25.160-04:002010-04-05T13:32:25.160-04:00Bravo, dear sir. Even if I currently drive a rusty...Bravo, dear sir. Even if I currently drive a rusty Chevy Cavalier.Pagan Mnemosynehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12061221110006137683noreply@blogger.com