tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29019600.post6009534039665169929..comments2023-11-05T07:43:12.988-05:00Comments on Theater Of Cruelty: Would You Rather?Crazylegshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14467360884649854810noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29019600.post-55754599655953508972009-12-14T04:56:39.030-05:002009-12-14T04:56:39.030-05:00Teleportation. If I got flight powers they would b...Teleportation. If I got flight powers they would be cattle class flight powers and therefore I want to be able to jaunt like a Tomorrow Person.Davidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10882543653925973357noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29019600.post-50468632336909364382009-11-21T20:42:02.420-05:002009-11-21T20:42:02.420-05:00Sonny - Superventriloquism would be a pretty kick-...Sonny - Superventriloquism would be a pretty kick-ass power, but to use it at parties is not in the cards for me. I'm an IT Guy, and we are bound by the following maxim:<br /><br /><i>An IT Guy is someone who'll never be comfortable attending a party, but will be put out for weeks on end if not invited.</i><br /><br />It's the Code.Crazylegshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14467360884649854810noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29019600.post-63279192529382761222009-11-21T07:06:31.407-05:002009-11-21T07:06:31.407-05:00Back in the olden days of the Silver Age in 'S...Back in the olden days of the Silver Age in 'Superman,' Clark Kent had far more superpowers than he does these days. <br /><br />One of the most interesting - and seldom used - was 'Superventriloquism.' <br /><br />Sign me up for that one. Can you imagine the fun you'd have at parties?Sonny Drysdalehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01915022547342512921noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29019600.post-45881052329369752382009-11-20T22:11:21.407-05:002009-11-20T22:11:21.407-05:00Hair. Really? Over flying chairs? Hair?
Alright.Hair. Really? Over flying chairs? Hair?<br /><br />Alright.David Webbhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05891790923170327958noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29019600.post-79905171975874166722009-11-20T09:06:22.611-05:002009-11-20T09:06:22.611-05:00Really great hair, eh? I had not thought of that. ...Really great hair, eh? I had not thought of that. I haven't had a decent haircut since I was about 11 years old. My hair always makes me look like an outpatient, if you catch my drift. So, yes, Really Great Hair as a superpower would do loads for my self-esteem and probably let me fully-realize my sex-appeal.<br /><br />As for Invisibility, it's my second choice, too. And I know why. It's for getting into movies for free, of course.Crazylegshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14467360884649854810noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29019600.post-58360364980539570202009-11-19T15:42:08.464-05:002009-11-19T15:42:08.464-05:00My superpower would be really great hair. I would ...My superpower would be really great hair. I would wake up, and my hair would just look amazing. You know, like Jimmy Johnson (the coach, not the Nascar driver) amazing.<br /><br />Runner up would be invisibility. I won't go into why.Adam Kantorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16428488239849955582noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29019600.post-62780751167866104642009-11-18T22:43:54.439-05:002009-11-18T22:43:54.439-05:00CL, your names are much, much better than mine.
K...CL, your names are much, much better than mine.<br /><br />KD, you are right. Exposing your super power, without an airtight secret identity would be bad. So, with that in mind, I would pick super-speed as my power. And then, only go a teeny little bit faster than everybody else. Think about it...you could be a receiver in the NFL. You don't have to be good, just a wee bit faster than the defenders. You could play NBA ball even if you sucked by simply being the fastest man on earth. But not speed of sound fast, simply "just faster than Usain Bolt" fast. People would buy it and you could cash in while still fighting crime at super speed. So the real question is, can you be a multi-sport athlete without attracting unwnanted, government attention? Track and football might work. Running two or three distances in track would work too, and there is a ton of money in track. You could just play tennis, but you would have to hold back some as you can't win every match 6-0,6-0,6-0 and not garner some negative attention.<br /><br />Like Roy Batty said, "Questions."David Webbhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05891790923170327958noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29019600.post-34378155147419270832009-11-18T19:11:44.662-05:002009-11-18T19:11:44.662-05:00I think about this sort of stuff way too much. I t...I think about this sort of stuff way too much. I think that once you had a superpower, someone in the guhment would shoot you, or strap you to a gurney and start cutting. I thought, then, well, what if you were invulnerable? Then they'd take your family, or your XBox. And then I think I don't want a superpower....then I think of super speed. That I would like. But then I start to think about how always moving at Mach Billion would become my standard rate of speed, and I'd feel I was slacking if I wasn't at least breaking the sound barrier when I vacuumed. <br /><br />Then I stop thinking, and go play Arkham Asylum. <br /><br />I think there is a bad case of midlife crisis going around. I'm getting my shot, via the LCBO.Pagan Mnemosynehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12061221110006137683noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29019600.post-40755023160704369432009-11-18T18:56:58.002-05:002009-11-18T18:56:58.002-05:00You've obviously thought about this, too. I ca...You've obviously thought about this, too. I can tell.<br /><br />Hoping You Have Blue Skies Ahead, <br /><br />Cpt. NaugaFlied aka<br />The BarcoLear aka<br />WTF Is That?Crazylegshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14467360884649854810noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29019600.post-89244616089214976982009-11-18T10:03:33.811-05:002009-11-18T10:03:33.811-05:00Maybe your super power should be the ability to ma...Maybe your super power should be the ability to make chairs fly. Really comfy flying chairs. With a drink holder. And a place for snacks. And maybe an LED screen to watch movies on.<br /><br />Leisure Man!<br />Lie Back and Fly Guy!<br />Captain Honey Can You Grab Me a Beer!David Webbhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05891790923170327958noreply@blogger.com